Kids Say The Darndest Things....

So I've decided to start a post where I can add all the the funny things my kids say. One day I may want to threaten them with bringing these up in front of their friends or use them as part of my toast on their wedding day. Plus, they are just funny to go back and read. Either way, they will come in very handy. So, have fun reading....if you have kids, you probably have heard similar things, if not, this is what you have to look forward to one day. After all, kids do say the darndest things!


Natalli to her little brothers who were making her mad: "I'm not gonna be your big sister anymore!"
My response: "I don't really think you get a choice in that matter sweetheart."
Her response to me: "Oh yes I do!"

Today Natalli and Konner were fighting and I hear this from the other room:
Konner to Natalli: "Take that stupid girl!"
Natalli to Konner: "Bring it on!'

The other day before we left the house I wanted Konner to go to the bathroom so that he didn't say on the ride over that he had to go.
Konner to me: "I don't have to pee or poop mommy"
Me to Konner: "That's fine, but I think we should at least sit down and try to go before we leave"
Konner to me: "But I don't need to go"
Me to Konner: "That's fine, but we are gonna try"
We go in and sit down on the potty and he starts to go pee, to which he says: "Nevermind mommy, I had to go pee."

Whenever the kids whine a lot saying "I need......" and I tell them to hold on and they continue to whine, usually my response is "well, I want a million dollars, but that's not gonna happen right now either." So the other day Konner was whining that he was sooo thirsty and I wanted some water. Well, I was in the middle of something and told him that he had to wait. Now, Konner is extremely impatient and says that he doesn't want to wait. To which Natalli says...
"Well, I want 20 dollars and 30 cents, but I'm not gonna get that either."

My mom was over watching the kids while I went to the dentist office. When I got home she told me about a conversation that ensued between her and Konner.
Konner farted long and loud, so Grami said: "Don't you think you should say 'excuse me'?"
Konner to Grami: "NO! I didn't burp, I FARTED!"

Natalli was being whiny and rude in the car one night, so Daddy said to her when we were 3 miles from home: "If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna pull over and you can walk the rest of the way home."
Natalli to daddy: "O.k."
Daddy to Natalli: "O.k. what?"
Natalli to daddy: "Pull over."
Daddy to Natalli: "What? I'm not gonna pull over."
Natalli to daddy: "Pull over, I wanna get out and walk."
Daddy to Natalli: "I'm not gonna pull over and let you walk home."
Natalli to daddy: "Yes you are! I wanna walk home. Now pull over!"
Daddy to Natalli: "Too bad, I'm not letting you walk home."
To which Natalli was pissed the rest of the way home. Who knew that the real punishment would be that we didn't pull over and let her walk the rest of the way home.